Carpet Jokes
- Why did the carpet go to therapy?
Because it couldn’t stop bottling up dirt and emotions.
- I told my vacuum a joke…
It sucked the life out of it.
- I asked my carpet how it felt after the clean...
It said, “I feel refreshed from the ground up!”
- What did the stain say to the carpet cleaner?
“You’ll never extract the truth from me!”
- Why a
- Why did the carpet go to therapy?
Because it couldn’t stop bottling up dirt and emotions.
- I told my vacuum a joke…
It sucked the life out of it.
- I asked my carpet how it felt after the clean...
It said, “I feel refreshed from the ground up!”
- What did the stain say to the carpet cleaner?
“You’ll never extract the truth from me!”
- Why are carpets terrible at keeping secrets?
Because everything eventually comes out in the clean.
- Did you hear about the romantic carpet cleaner?
He always swept people off their feet.
- Why did the dust mite get evicted?
Because Elite Carpet Care moved in.
- I wanted to make a carpet joke, but...
It kept getting walked all over.
- I spilled red wine on my rug…
Now it’s a grape escape.
- What’s a carpet’s favourite dance move?
The rug roll!